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US Comedy Show Mocks Kerry for ‘Kyrzakhstan’ Flub

US Secretary of State John Kerry
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WASHINGTON, February 27 (RIA Novosti) – US Secretary of State John Kerry has held the job of America’s top diplomat less than a month and he has already become fodder for late night television jokes.
Kerry referred to the nonexistent country “Kyrzakhstan” in a speech last week—an apparent blend of the Central Asian nations Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan.
Late night television talk show host David Letterman on Tuesday night lampooned Kerry’s gaffe on the CBS network’s “The Late Show” in one of the comedian’s famous Top 10 lists.
Letterman’s list of “Countries According to John Kerry” included fictional governments such as “Cameroon Diaz,” and “Galifianakistan,” a reference to Hollywood stars Cameron Diaz and Zach Galifianakis.
Other fake countries on the list included “Belize Navidad,” “Portuguam” and “Bangjohntesh,” a reference to the widely mocked American pianist and television personality John Tesh.
Kerry’s slip-up came during a Feb. 20 speech at the University of Virginia in which he praised the “brave employees” of the State Department and the United States Agency for International Development (USAID).
“They support democratic institutions in Kyrzakhstan and Georgia, mindful from our own experience that it takes a long time to get democracy right, and that it rarely happens right away,” Kerry told the audience.
The State Department transcript of Kerry’s speech does not include the flub, giving instead the correct spelling of Kyrgyzstan, a former Soviet republic that houses the United States’ Manas air bases, which has supported US-led operations in Afghanistan.

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- bielecKerry is right... in his own, crooked way10:46, 28/02/2013Talking about USAID, he said, "They support democratic institutions in Kyrzakhstan and Georgia, mindful from our own experience that it takes a long time to get democracy right, and that it rarely happens right away."
Indeed, USAID supports so called "democratic institutions" and Soros' "Civil society", a vehicle to spread color revolutions and undermine existing local, truly democratic institutions.
He is also right about the U.S. own experience in democracy. There never was a true democracy in America. There was a mask, a front of fake democratic organizations where, in fact, the real power of ruling governments and mass media has been entirely owned and controlled by the country's oligarchs.
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